me at age three: MOM MY FOOT HURTS AM I GONNA DIE????
me now: *coughs up blood* im probably alright

IS LOUIS HAVING A TOMLINSON OR A TOMLINDAUGHTER

larry-ruinedmy-life:

I ask the real questions.

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yoncevevo:

the only way to go out

curlsandsmell:

curlsandsmell:

curlsandsmell:

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

by walking

jk rowling

posted 8 years ago with 360,071 notes
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therealsteveharvey:

J Cole did a $1 gig yesterday but taylor swift won’t let her fans have a free trial

posted 8 years ago with 9,511 notes
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kttniss:

Orphan Black → 3.10 “History Yet to Be Written”
We’ve infiltrated and maneuvered all the players in this experiment since day one. Castor and Leda are our Adam and Eve.
posted 8 years ago with 1,772 notes
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#orphan black
posted 8 years ago with 2,293 notes
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#orphan black

svnbakk:

Do you remember your childhood? I remember sleeping, my brothers breathing in unison. We’d sleepwalk out of bed and pile up in a corner like puppies. …When I was nine, I was made to shoot puppy.

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#orphan black

the-savior-and-the-pirate:

                 BUT EMMA
                   MAKES HIM A HERO.

Third time’s the charm. [1] [2]

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